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IF YOU TALK THE TALK WALK THE WALK - !!! Earn the Right !!!

THE GLENN BECK PROGRAM - Raising Ignorance, Arrogance, Paranoia and Stupidity to a Whole New Level

CONSPIRACY THEORY - To the Chalk Board!

TEABAGGERS - Some people actually believe the things coming out of Glenn Becks mouth.

GLENN PALIN - The two have finally merged into the ultimate right-wing horror!

TODAY ON GLENN BECK - A special guest: Michael Steele of the Republican National Committee.


SORE LOSER - “Man, sometimes God really sucks...." ~Glenn Beck

TAGS: conservative republican pundit glenn beck
Rating: 2.14/5

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crankyhead - November 15, 2012, 5:40 pm
P.S. I'll take some strawberry compote on my waffles, whenever they're ready arnnatz. Thanks.
crankyhead - November 15, 2012, 5:39 pm
You're clearly trying to hide how b***hurt you are about the election results with all this overreaching for conspiracies, where there aren't any, arnnatz. Crowley did her job. One of the candidates tried to push a lie, and she didn't let him. Period.
Cannabal - November 14, 2012, 8:56 pm
Nope, no way you're on meth, because otherwise it would help alleviate your clear case of a**burger's Syndrome no doubt.
arnnatz - November 14, 2012, 8:43 pm
actually I expected a better argument from you. Now it's almost like debating cranky, except you haven't done the "Hey, look over there" yet
arnnatz - November 14, 2012, 8:41 pm
so no justification or argument about your logic fail? I expected more from you.
Cannabal - November 14, 2012, 8:38 pm
And I a**ume you live in Missouri and only do about a quarter of the methamphetamine that Battaile uses.
arnnatz - November 14, 2012, 8:35 pm
I a**ume you live in colorado and are taking advantage of the legal weed. It's messing up your ability to make a valid argument
arnnatz - November 14, 2012, 8:34 pm
where's the waffle? Raddatz was impartial, even in your comment. Crowley was not impartial. Therefore, it's a logic fail on your part
Cannabal - November 14, 2012, 8:33 pm
#43376 You make more waffles than a Waffle House run by Mitt Romney and John Kerry.
arnnatz - November 14, 2012, 8:30 pm
That's exactly my point. She was impartial, not a member of one of the debate teams. The last part of your argument is total bs and unsupported by the first part or my prior comment.
Cannabal - November 14, 2012, 8:20 pm
I don't recall Martha Raddatz, who is a Republican by the way, treating either Biden or Ryan unfairly during the VP debates. You Republican voters are now the new "Bush-blamers," whining about how Obama got preferential treatment and "stole the election."
arnnatz - November 14, 2012, 7:34 pm
So, moderators are also debate team members in your storybook? I always a**ume moderators are impartial and don't defend one team member over the other. That's the purpose of the debate in the first place.
crankyhead - November 14, 2012, 5:32 pm
Seriously, you can't accuse one of the debate moderators of being impartial, just because they corrected your candidate, when he misspoke.
Cannabal - November 14, 2012, 3:12 pm
Hey, Romney was the one spewing bull**** on national television; if he didn't wanna get called out for it, he shouldn't have said it.
Cannabal - November 14, 2012, 3:10 pm
Just made a poster of that. And quite frankly, that's all kinds of f***ed up.
arnnatz - November 14, 2012, 2:54 pm
If candy crowley hadn't been on team obama, it would have been an effective argument
fauxnews - November 14, 2012, 2:41 pm
I think we found out what happened to Groucho. HEADLINE: Crazed g** man kills himself after Romney loses... http://www.mediaite.com/print/florida-man-commits-suicide-over-obama-re-election-wrote-fk-obama-in-will/
Cannabal - November 14, 2012, 1:54 pm
And Romney tried to call out Obama for not calling Benghazi a terrorist attack during the 2nd presidential debate when Obama in fact called it an "act of terror," and conservatives did nothing but whine and b**** about this little fact check.
arnnatz - November 13, 2012, 9:34 pm
and obama criticized romney because romney said it was a terrorist attack
arnnatz - November 13, 2012, 9:33 pm
remember when obama said bengazi happened because of a video and romney said it was because of terrorists?
Cannabal - November 13, 2012, 8:40 pm
Remember when Mitt Romney was against FEMA before he was for it, because a f***ing hurricane hit the East Coast, devastating New York? And Chris Christie, Gov. of NJ said, "f*** Romney's ph**o op, I got **** to do"?
arnnatz - November 13, 2012, 7:18 pm
That's john kerry. Obama had his share of flip flops. Take g** marriage for instance
Cannabal - November 13, 2012, 4:55 pm
You know who was for the storm before he was against it? Mitt Romney.
arnnatz - November 12, 2012, 11:27 pm
Sound kind of like "I'm so glad we had that storm last week" - Oh, sorry, that was a democrat "news caster"

FRACKING STUPID - definition: a Democrat

BECK TELLS THE TRUTH - That's why liberals/progressives attack him personally. Because they don't have facts to back their position. It's easier to slander people who call you on your BS and lies.


THE FREEDOM OF SPEECH - Liberals Hate it in Whatever Form it Presents Itself.

GLENN BECK - Oh God ! I really am a conniving, manipulating, self promoting, paranoid loser!!

GLENN BECK - Wants you to buy gold and his insanity.

TAGS: glenn beck
Rating: 2.25/5

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VOTING TROUBLES - why does it keep happening to fracking democrats?

LOONS ON STEROIDS - Crazy enough yet?

GLENN BECK - Ya think The Obama hates him yet? Hang on baby

TAGS: obama beck
Rating: 3.79/5

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Rupert Murdoch -

I WONDER - Who paid for breakfast.

RUPERT MURDOCH - As if it wasn't bad enough what he has done to journalism in the US. What he has done in the UK is beyond the pale.

WE HAVE A DREAM - It ain't what we hoped for Mr President! Your dream is our nightmare! Come November you'll wake up!

FEARLESS LEADER - He promises us FREEDOM! And LIBERTY! And all the KOOL-AID we can drink!


HOLY CRAP! - Glenn Beck gave Obama some props and in other news hell has just frozen over.

Blowhard Beck -




HOLY CRAP! - Glenn Beck is a Mormon!


PULL MY FINGER - You'll get as much out of that end as the other

RED BAITING - It's back.


AIR POLLUTION - It is a good thing.

GLENN BECK - Some people seem to think he is the second coming.

TAGS: glenn beck
Rating: 2.53/5

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Breaking News -

In America -

TAGS: kristin beck transgender navy seal
Rating: 2.5/5

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MPsniper - July 13, 2013, 7:03 am
and...you can hang the Flag incorrectly.


MIXED SIGNALS - Just like a Woman.

TAGS: glenn beck
Rating: 2.29/5

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CANCELED! - Shit! Now how am I supposed to know where to buy my gold and bomb shelter supplies?!

TAGS: glenn beck
Rating: 2.23/5

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Fraud -

GLENN BECK GONE - Watch me cry.. Boo-Hoo-Hoo.. NOT!!

GAY TEST - If you come up with a defense for that nut job Glenn beck, I have bad news for you.

Panhandlers -

TAGS: beck
Rating: 1.8/5

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Conservatism -

THIS MAN - Has done 1,000,000 times more to fight communism than those who demonize him ever have or ever will.

Don't Tread On Me -

Glenn Beck -

Glenn Beck -

Glenn Beck: Tea Party People Supporting Trump Are Racist -

Glenn Beck has breakdown over Ted Cruz -

Beckerhead -


Fed Up With Glenn Beck's Idiocy -

transformation -

Many Republicans have a problem with the belief that our pollution could be harming the planet but have no problem with the account of a man allegedly coming back to life days after being Crucified. -

TAGS: climate change denier glenn beck
Rating: 2/5

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ipaprime - February 22, 2015, 7:09 am
fauxnews - February 21, 2015, 11:57 pm
ipaprime - February 21, 2015, 11:55 pm
Or one that would take in to account all the surface area of this planate that is uninhabited by man.
fauxnews - February 21, 2015, 11:54 pm
ipaprime - February 21, 2015, 11:53 pm
Also the timeline put forth is another lie for the exact same reason. There is NO way that from 1850 to call it 2000 that there could be any way to gather a large enough data pool to generate a true AGT.
fauxnews - February 21, 2015, 11:53 pm
You know, I can't see gravity neither. So until we do, I'm saying sham too.
ipaprime - February 21, 2015, 11:50 pm
A true AGT reading would require a far greater collection of data than we are now doing. I say this because there are vast areas of this planet where we are NOT getting temperature readings from. So until we do the AGT is a sham.
fauxnews - February 21, 2015, 1:21 pm
....author, Glenn Beck, of "An Inconvenient Book" http://www.amazon.com/An-Inconvenient-Book-Solutions-Problems/dp/1416560440
fauxnews - February 21, 2015, 1:18 pm
P.S. See "An Inconvenient Book"|publisher=[[Simon & Schuster]]|date=November 2007|isbn=978-1-4391-6857-8" And the important part, via highlight. Thank you. ;-) --> http://s16.postimg.org/m8yvkesj9/glenn_beck_jesus_climate_change_quote.jpg
fauxnews - February 21, 2015, 12:55 pm
Shush. Calm down,Hagen. Here, try a slice of the banana cream.
Cyberhagen - February 21, 2015, 12:48 pm
That's funny.. I googled on this and couldn't find a single instance of Glenn Beck making this quote. I smell a strawman, which would be faux news indeed.
fauxnews - February 21, 2015, 6:48 am
So I've heard. Radiation is also a myth, as is gravity...both too are hoaxes perpetrated by atheists and the guvmint to hide the truth about the fires of Hell (radiation) and to tax thangs by the pound (gravity). My eyes don't see no gravity.HA! A myth...
ipaprime - February 21, 2015, 6:27 am
And the AGT(average global temperature) is just as big a myth as any other.

global warming Denial and kool-aid sippers -